- Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
- Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
- In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Here is something I found the other day that I personally found quite amusing ....
