Friday, May 18, 2012

Funny Friday - Chuck Norris

Everyone knows how tough Chuck Norris is and there are endless jokes facts that tell us so...

  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
  • Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. 
  • In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
  • If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Here is something I found the other day that I personally found quite amusing ....

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